[quote]We all know the story so well: The young scrappy boy who shares an intimate kiss with his sister before going to learn ‘magic’ from a muppet in a swamp, the space princess sexually assaulted by a drug smuggler in a broom closet, the back-stabbing Colt .45 pitchman, and of course the reunion with the estranged father who then maims his son.[/quote]

Sempre nell’ambito delle celebrazioni del 30esimo anniversario dell’Impero Colpisce Ancora, puppatevi questa simpatica gag sull’assistente di Lando Calrissian.

Tutta la giornata del malcapitato su [url=http://geeksofdoom.com/2010/05/20/i-lobot-a-day-in-the-life-of-lando-calrissians-assistant/]Geeksofdoom[/url].

[quote]6:30 a.m: Wake up, unplug head from charger.
6:45 a.m: Yoga, Tai Chi, and Rhythmic Gymnastics.
7:15 a.m: Hop in the shower and shave face, shave head, brush teeth, and buff headset.
7:45 a.m: Download Mr. Calrissian’s itinerary, new episodes of Lost, and the newest album by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes.
7:55 a.m: Escort the hos out of Mr. Calrissian’s room and offer them the usual settlement package.[/quote]