Standardized Flame Form #LegaNerd


Vista l’aria che tira per i forum e in qualche commento, mi sembra una buona idea postare qui lo standardized flame form.
Lo trovate a http://www.ou.edu/research/electron/internet/flame.shtml e sotto

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*** FLAME FORM ***

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] “Me too” er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message
[ ] You haven’t learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See “troll” above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
[ ] You said “me too” to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn’t do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy you’ve been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I’d Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma’s so fat/stupid/ugly that etc…
[ ] Take your s**t somewhere else
[ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or f**k off
[ ] All of the above

**END FLAME**
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Per approfondimenti http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Flame_War e un po’ dappertutto in questo sito…

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