Sorry, beautiful people.
These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world.
Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without: The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination. A guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. You’ll learn such necessary skills and knowledge, such as how to:
* Brew your own beer
* Build a laser beam
* Clone your pet
* Exorcise demons
* Grasp the theory of relativity
* Have sex on Second Life
* Kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves
* Master the Ocarina of Time
* Pimp your cubicle
* Quote He-Man and Che Guevara
* Unmask Linus Torvalds
* Write your name in Elvish
* And, of course, tons more!
Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.
In short, dear geek, in The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination, you’ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana.
And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination.
Join us or die, you will; begun, the Geek Wars have.
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