According to a pie chart I’m holding, a lot of you are nerds. And if the word “pie” just sent a rumble through your bloated paunch clad in a Halo t-shirt you haven’t washed in three months, you’ve confirmed my theory. So here’s the deal: I know that a lot of you have trouble getting dates. You walk up to a girl at a party but she gives you a look like a TV tuned to a dead channel and you’d be needing some kuang grade mark eleven crap to hack through that ice so you run away. You probably don’t even think about dating much anymore. You probably just see it as a distant solar flare on a horizon of Twinkies and Mountain Dew bottles and fat.
Well fortunately I’m here to help. Because a website said they’d pay me to, I’ve agreed to offer my valuable dating advice. What are my qualifications? Well, unlike most of you I’ve have sex. Sort of. I once had a girlfriend who let me watch her use a vibrator she bought with the weekly stipend I paid her for going out with me, so depending on your definition of sex – if it’s a female orgasm caused by a penis-shaped object provided by a guy – then I’ve had sex.
Potrebbe restare utile :D
Vi rimando all’articolo originale che trovate comodamene qui: http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/a-nerds-guide-to-dating
Ma lol :D